Laugh with the Children

A Change of Pace: Jokes for children.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.

Why was the man running around his bed?
He wanted to catch up with his sleep.

What does the robot frog say?
-Rib-bot.(Said in your best robot voice.)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtles back?
-Weeeee!

How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.

I hope you enjoy what I found delightful jokes to share with your kids. I found them on the website http://www.childhoodbeckons.com.

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